there’s not enough bruce banner on my dash and i’m fixing that 1/∞
I love to laugh and have a great time and smile - that’s when I feel the most pretty so I just want to make sure that I stay happy.
omfg that FACE
Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times
THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD
Tumblr and Puns
WHY AM I SO AMUSED
food should be free. water should be free. housing should be free. power, fuel, electricity should be free. basic necessities should be free.
the idea of “people should have to work for a living” carries the implication that some people deserve to die
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
oh. my. god. just look at his RIGHT HAND. IT’S SHAKING. IT’S FUCKING SHAKING. MY GOD. HE’S SCARED. HE KNOWS WHAT IT WILL BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL. FUCK. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK. FUCK. BUCKYYY D:
taylor swift said blue ivy is cute for a black baby…
just watch jensen’s face
dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son
Don’t fuck with me
This is great. You were very mature and explicit, as well as helpful in the ways that you could be. I don’t think you could have handled this any better than you did. 4 for you, Glen Coco.
I wish I could have stood up for myself in this way when I was a teenager
Threatening suicide to get what you want isn’t “borderline” abusive, it is abusive.
Men who do this have a very high risk of murdering whomever they’re trying to guilt trip when the guilt trip eventually stops working.
ironically hes joked about killing me before