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netlfix:

when a popular blog likes your post but doesnt reblog it its just like

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posted 18 hours ago via vavallejo 路 漏 fuckyesouat with 992 notes

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it鈥檚 not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

posted 18 hours ago via assdemon 路 漏 sossidge with 175,654 notes

fluent-in-lesbianism:

bellezza98ceilo:

space-sailor:

pinkkryptonite:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE鈥橲 DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I鈥橫 WASTING ON THIS SITE.

daaaang lol

sooo you both get burned in the end

you did NOT
you just

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN


frostedkiwi:

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

frostedkiwi:

THOSE WERE THE DAYS


tablespoons:

鈥渢eenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight鈥 ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING



punkrockmerman:

jamestmccoy:

weloveshortvideos:

He wasn鈥檛 ready鈥β

I鈥橵E WATCHED THIS 18 FUCKIN TIMES AND I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE I DON鈥橳 KNOW WHAT鈥橲 BETTER THE NOISE OR THE FUCKING LOOK HE GIVES


dietcokeandbunnyears:

pink-martini:

aguamentis:

pottergood:

davyjonesing:

#IT’S A HOGWARTS AU WHERE EVERYONE HAS TO TAKE MUGGLE STUDIES FIRST YEAR TO LEARN ABOUT ACCEPTANCE AND SOMETIMES THEY TAKE BREAKS AND COLOR AND STUFF AND DRACO IS /BORED/ BECAUSE THEY DON’T MOVE AND WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS A /CRAYOLA/? AND THEN HE DRAWS HIS FAMILY EXCEPT THEY ALL KIND OF LOOK LIKE BLOND BOBS AND SOMEONE (HARRY) TELLS HIM THAT HE’S NOT COLORING INSIDE HIS LINES CORRECTLY AND DRACO GLARES AT HIM AND SAYS THAT ACTUALLY /SCARFACE/ HE DOES NOT TAKE /ORDERS/ FROM /LINES/ AND HARRY SAYS ‘BUT THAT’S THE RULE’ AND DRACO SNEERS /JUST WAIT TIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS THEN WE’LL SEE HOW IMPORTANT YOUR BLOODY LINES ARE/

#picturing little draco imperiously shouting WHAT IS A CRAYOLA and harry quickly is like crayola’s terrible here use roseart instead and dean thomas hides a grin and draco throws his box of crayons at harry’s head and says DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO but he picks up a roseart crayon because it’s time to get started on his pièce de résistance which he calls ‘die potter die’ and features no less than seventeen ways in which he’d like harry to meet his end one of which involves hary tripping over his own feet into a vat of acid except roseart is shit everyone knows that WHAT IS THIS draco howls indignantly PROFESSOR POTTER IS TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY MASTERPIECE TELL HIM TO GIVE ME THE CRAYOLA and harry’s like fine malfoy look we can share and draco’s like I DON’T THINK SO POTTER YOU’VE ALREADY TRIED TO SABOTAGE ME ONCE I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR DEVILISH WILES

#THE POTTER CHILD IS EVERYTHING YOU SAID HE WOULD BE AND WORSE FATHER WAX CRAYONS I TELL YOU HE WOULD HAVE ME USE WAX CRAYONS IT’S UNTHINKABLE FATHER IT’S POSITIVELY UNACCEPTABLE DON’T YOU THINK #draco writes violently on a sheet of purple construction paper #lucius weeps when he reads it then sits in his study looking consumptive and tragic until narcissa brings him a stiff drink



Somehow the starkid fandom find a way

dietcokeandbunnyears:

pink-martini:

aguamentis:

pottergood:

davyjonesing:

#IT鈥橲 A HOGWARTS AU WHERE EVERYONE HAS TO TAKE MUGGLE STUDIES FIRST YEAR TO LEARN ABOUT ACCEPTANCE AND SOMETIMES THEY TAKE BREAKS AND COLOR AND STUFF AND DRACO IS /BORED/ BECAUSE THEY DON鈥橳 MOVE AND WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS A /CRAYOLA/? AND THEN HE DRAWS HIS FAMILY EXCEPT THEY ALL KIND OF LOOK LIKE BLOND BOBS AND SOMEONE (HARRY) TELLS HIM THAT HE鈥橲 NOT COLORING INSIDE HIS LINES CORRECTLY AND DRACO GLARES AT HIM AND SAYS THAT ACTUALLY /SCARFACE/ HE DOES NOT TAKE /ORDERS/ FROM /LINES/ AND HARRY SAYS 鈥楤UT THAT鈥橲 THE RULE鈥 AND DRACO SNEERS /JUST WAIT TIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS THEN WE鈥橪L SEE HOW IMPORTANT YOUR BLOODY LINES ARE/

#picturing little draco imperiously shouting WHAT IS A CRAYOLA and harry quickly is like crayola鈥檚 terrible here use roseart instead and dean thomas hides a grin and draco throws his box of crayons at harry鈥檚 head and says DON鈥橳 TELL ME WHAT TO DO but he picks up a roseart crayon because it鈥檚 time to get started on his pi猫ce de r茅sistance which he calls 鈥榙ie potter die鈥 and features no less than seventeen ways in which he鈥檇 like harry to meet his end one of which involves hary tripping over his own feet into a vat of acid except roseart is shit everyone knows that WHAT IS THIS draco howls indignantly PROFESSOR POTTER IS TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY MASTERPIECE TELL HIM TO GIVE ME THE CRAYOLA and harry鈥檚 like fine malfoy look we can share and draco鈥檚 like I DON鈥橳 THINK SO POTTER YOU鈥橵E ALREADY TRIED TO SABOTAGE ME ONCE I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR DEVILISH WILES

#THE POTTER CHILD IS EVERYTHING YOU SAID HE WOULD BE AND WORSE FATHER WAX CRAYONS I TELL YOU HE WOULD HAVE ME USE WAX CRAYONS IT鈥橲 UNTHINKABLE FATHER IT鈥橲 POSITIVELY UNACCEPTABLE DON鈥橳 YOU THINK#draco writes violently on a sheet of purple construction paper#lucius weeps when he reads it then sits in his study looking consumptive and tragic until narcissa brings him a stiff drink

Somehow the starkid fandom find a way


crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who鈥檚 alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage


thespiritofyamato:

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN鈥橳 GET ON WONDER WOMEN鈥橲 LEVEL聽


ive-got-a-dark-side:

timevessel:

supernxturalfandom:

deelekgolo:

I鈥檓 still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

how many words

3.929.149 words.

you鈥檙e kidding me right


berunov:

Rocket, no.